Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.
holy fuck that is so many people
*SCREECHES* MY PEOPLEEEEEEEE
😨need to go!
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen
and my favorite
this video was everything i hoped for and more
What has the world come to
This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop. And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it